12: What I’m doing tomorrow
Again, working at Lamemart(AKA Kmart). Then coming home and rolling around on the floor with my animals.
13: Most embarrassing moment
I think I’ve told this story before..
I find it more funny than embarrassing. I was 15 at the time, and my friends(Cristinaphord, Samanthaphord, & Zach) and I were hanging out at what was called the White Plains City Center, which was like a mall/shopping plaza in NY. So we had this weird obsession with Asian boys (not Zach) so we spotted a group of them and started following them (they didn’t notice). So they decide to go down the down escalators, so naturally we did the same. Then we notice that once they got off, they left the building. That’s when Cristinaphord (who was at the end) decided to turn back and run up the escalators (which were the down ones, don’t forget). So we’re all like “wtf” and decide to follow her (? I don’t even know..). She makes it, Samantha makes it…I on the other hand don’t and fall on my face. I remember looking up and seeing Zach crying from laughter and the guy in the business suit behind me asking me if I was ok. The whole City Center got a nice viewing of this since it happened on the bottom floor, which meant all the floors above us could see perfectly. The end.
PS: Every time my friend Cristina introduces me to someone new, she tells this story.
18: Something I’m really good at
I’m really good at dressing up in suits and wearing facial hair.
(God, I’m so fucking weird..)
Also, I think I can art pretty well and can make the water droplet sound Cameron does in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
24: A random fact about yourself
I once swallowed a small scrunchie as a child…
PS: Also an opener for when Cristina introduces me to new friends.